Thursday, December 17, 2009

Ticket on the windshield

Oh, this is just too much fun to keep to myself – I have to share it! It came to me by e-mail, and I don't know who wrote it. Thank you, Sky, for a good laugh!

Working people frequently ask us retired people what we do to make our days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had a Sarah Palin sticker.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.


Shakura Cathryn  
"Levity helps us overcome gravity, especially when we shine the light of laughter on those poorly-lit corridors of power." ~Swami Beyondananda

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